Eques-Ardor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[part 2: synj vs horrid]

Whoa...

I can only hope the animation in Alien Hominid's cutscenes are HALF this good :D

[Inflatable Jesus]

omg...

I don't care how long that was, it was creepy and the sound work alone should bring this up into the 3's for score.
So combining your "Holy Shit! I almost had a heart-attack!" factor with your "WHOA! The audio in this is completely unearthly!" factor, I'll give you the five... for now... I thought about giving you a 4 for a second, but your style brings it all to life.
VOTE 3+!

[The Butterfly]

OMFG! XD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, that was awesome.
I was expected a special moment (other than reading the 13+ tag along with it), but I'm actually glad you broke out in this awesome random act of violence!
F'in hilarious! XD
Make more, foo'!

[Newgrounds Versus - Final]

aww...

Does this HAVE to be the last? :(
What about a Dan Paladin VS. Gel round?
Hopefully this is just the final episode of the first "season" I guess you could call it.
Because I DEFINITELY want to see a Dan vs. Gel match ;)
And how about a new NG Versus Idea, Best Game, huh? huh?! :D
First Match: Tom Fulp VS. Tom Vian (The_Super_Flash_Bros)
think about it ;)

[Last Resort-]

.........

i dont like how you didn't not tribute the song in this peice of gold you call a flash.
;)

Sqeezy responds:

kekeke
^__^

[Short Ninja Fight]

Actually...

Not all that bad for your first submission (unless others were blammed), and it even had a nice moral! :P

[Decline of Video Gaming 2]

Argh! My groin!

Throughout the entire movie, I couldn't get that out of my head. :P
Also, It was ingenious of you to include minigames based on the game-box spoofs of the last Decline! The coding on Extreme Ironing must've taken forever, it looks quite complicated (thank you Tom Vian, for being such an awesome Actionscripter, and Dim for animating everything he awesomely actionscripts). Seriously, I don't think this could've been any better, you had everything! Awesome minigames, great animation (professional even!), one of the funniest scripts ever imagined, and all under 5 MB :O.
...and thanks for putting my poster in there! ;)
If no one saw it, I'm not even going to tell you where it is, but it has a fat Batman-looking guy on it... watch carefully.
It's these kind of things that make me re-write parts of whatever scripts I'm working on (previously none, now three!) just to see if it's even possible to surpass it... oh well... See you again on the release of Another Day 6!
Again, you guys rule my favorites list.

[(2004) Long Lost Brothers]

OMFG! :D

That was awesome, probably one of the funniest things I've seen from you (Second to 'Glass of Water'). Claymation comedy at it's finest! TAKE THAT, GUMBY!... maybe your blue-clay men should have a battle with the characters from Gumby in a future episode :O.